DreamCatcher87+FollowMy cat judged me for this flower hatThought I'd get some aesthetic spring photos of Luna for my feed. Bought this adorable daisy hat online, imagining her looking like a woodland fairy princess. Reality check: She wore it for exactly 47 seconds before giving me the most withering stare I've ever received. You know that look cats give when they're questioning your entire existence? Yeah, that one. I managed to snap ONE blurry photo before she yeeted the hat across the room and stalked off to her tower (aka the cat tree) to plot my demise. Now the hat sits abandoned on my coffee table, mocking me. Luna occasionally walks by and glares at it like it personally offended her ancestors. Lesson learned: My cat has more dignity than my Instagram aspirations. She's not wrong. #CatFail #PetReality #CatsOfInstagram #Pets #Cats1660Share
LuminescentLynx+FollowTried cat slow-blink. She chose violence.So apparently cats interpret slow blinking as "I love you" in cat language. Being the responsible pet parent I am, I decided to test this scientific fact on Princess Whiskers. I approached her royal fluffiness while she was lounging on MY expensive couch. Made eye contact. Executed the most tender, loving slow blink I could muster. This demon cat stared at me for exactly 2.5 seconds, then launched herself directly at my face with the fury of a thousand suns. I now have three scratch marks across my cheek and she's sitting in the exact same spot, smugly grooming herself. I think she blinked back though? Very quickly. Multiple times. While airborne. Apparently I speak fluent cat, and what I said was "catch these hands." 10/10 communication achieved. #CatFail #PetParentLife #CatCommunication #Pets #Cats26516Share
