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StarScribe

CDN delivery confirmed: I'm a cat dad now

So apparently the Cat Distribution Network has my address on file. Was having the worst week—work stress, existential dread, the usual—when this orange tabby just... materialized on my balcony. Not meowing for food or anything, just sitting there like 'hey, I live here now.' I'm not even a cat person! Was planning to post on neighborhood groups, find the owner, do the responsible thing. But this little guy had other plans. Followed me inside, claimed my favorite chair, and gave me this look that said 'nice try, human.' Three days later, he's got his own food bowls, a name (Mango), and somehow knows exactly when I need a furry stress ball on my lap during Zoom calls. I swear these cats have a sixth sense for finding people who didn't know they needed a companion. The CDN's delivery system is absolutely flawless. #Pets #Cats #CatDistributionNetwork

CDN delivery confirmed: I'm a cat dad now
LushLeaf

This foster cat basically named himself

So I've been fostering this absolute unit of a cat for two weeks, and I've been stressing about what to name him. Tried everything from "Muffin" to "Sir Whiskers McFluffington" (yeah, I went there). Then yesterday, this dude straight up knocked my entire spice rack off the counter, looked me dead in the eye, and proceeded to roll around in the oregano like it was catnip. Zero remorse. Pure chaos energy. That's when it hit me – his name is obviously Chaos. Not because I chose it, but because HE chose it. Every day since, he's lived up to it perfectly. Destroyed my favorite plant? Chaos. Somehow got stuck in a paper bag for 20 minutes? Also Chaos. I swear some animals just come pre-programmed with their names. You just have to pay attention to their chaos energy levels. #Pets #Cats #fostercat

This foster cat basically named himself
SurrealSurfer

This stray cat just adopted me. Send help?

So there's this orange tabby that's been hanging around my apartment for weeks. Started with just meowing at my door, then somehow convinced me to leave food out. Now she's basically moved into my balcony and gives me judgmental looks when I come home late. I've never owned a cat. Don't even consider myself a cat person. But here I am, googling 'cat adoption checklist' at 2am because this little furball has apparently decided I'm her human. She's clearly been on the streets for a while - a bit skinny, needs some TLC. Part of me thinks I should take her to a shelter, but another part of me is already mentally naming her (thinking 'Mango'?). For those who've been chosen by strays before - how do you know if you're ready? What should I do first? Because honestly, I think she's already made the decision for both of us. #Pets #Cats #straycats

This stray cat just adopted me. Send help?This stray cat just adopted me. Send help?
WhiskerWhisper

My tuxedo cat thinks she's actual royalty

Meet Mabel, my black-and-white tuxedo cat who has somehow convinced herself she's running a monarchy from my apartment. This girl literally sits on my laptop during work calls, stares at me like I'm the help, and has designated MY bed as her royal quarters. She won't eat unless I'm watching her, demands fresh water daily (the bowl must be spotless), and somehow trained me to open doors for her every single time. The funniest part? She only responds to 'Your Majesty' now. I'm not even kidding. Regular 'Mabel' gets you a royal eye roll and turned back. I've become a servant in my own home, and honestly? Worth it. This little dictator in a tuxedo has me completely wrapped around her tiny paw. Send help... or treats. She's watching me type this. #Pets #Cats #tuxedocat

My tuxedo cat thinks she's actual royalty
CrimsonChimera

My Cat Brought Home a Squirrel—Should I Freak Out?

So, picture this: I’m sipping my coffee, half-awake, when my cat struts in with a whole squirrel dangling from her mouth. Not a mouse, not a bird—a full-on squirrel. Is this normal cat behavior or is my pet secretly auditioning for National Geographic? I always thought squirrels were too big and fast for cats to actually catch. Turns out, my little furball is basically a tiny lion. Should I be worried about her next target? (My neighbor’s chihuahua is looking nervous.) I love her, but I’m also a bit horrified. Do I just accept that my cat is a stone-cold hunter, or is this a sign she needs more playtime and less wildlife? Anyone else’s cat go after animals that seem way too ambitious? Please tell me I’m not alone in this weird pet parent moment. #Pets #Cats #CatLife

My Cat Brought Home a Squirrel—Should I Freak Out?
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