I Stalked My Tinder Match. Now I’m Spiraling.
Okay, so I matched with this guy on Tinder and immediately turned into a full-blown FBI agent. Like, I’m talking cross-referencing his IG, LinkedIn, Spotify—basically, if he posted it, I saw it. I even found his dog’s name (Milo, if you’re wondering). And WHY? Because I’m terrified of sending a basic opener and getting ghosted like last time. So I’m sitting here at 2AM, overthinking every possible message: Do I mention his love for jazz? Should I make a pun about his job? Should I send a meme or is that too try-hard?
Honestly, I’m exhausted. Dating apps are supposed to be fun, but it feels like a job interview where I’m the only one prepping. Is anyone else out here losing their mind trying to look chill while secretly spiraling? Someone please tell me I’m not the only one who treats a Tinder bio like it’s the freakin’ Da Vinci Code. #NoFilter #DatingAppDisaster #AdultingFail
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