My Cat Demands Kisses, Rejects Cuddles
So apparently, my cat has decided that kisses are acceptable, but cuddles are a crime against feline-kind. Every morning, she hops onto my bed, headbutts my face, and waits. If I don’t give her a kiss on the forehead, she meows like she’s auditioning for a soap opera. But the second I try to pull her in for a snuggle? Instant betrayal. She wriggles out of my arms with the agility of a ninja and gives me the most offended look, like, “How dare you, human?”
Honestly, I thought dogs were the needy ones, but this cat has set new standards for emotional manipulation. She wants affection, but only on her terms. I’m just here to pay rent and deliver forehead kisses on demand. Anyone else living with a tiny, fluffy dictator?
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