Batman moved in. I'm now HIS human
Three days ago, I thought I was rescuing a cat. Turns out, Batman had other plans. He's claimed my bed (I get a corner if I'm lucky), established a 5 AM breakfast schedule that's non-negotiable, and somehow convinced me that his every whim is a life-or-death emergency. The way he stares at me when I work from home? Pure judgment. But here's the thing - when he finally curled up on my lap last night and started purring, I realized I'd trade my sleep, my clean furniture, and my dignity all over again. This little black furball has completely hijacked my routine, my space, and probably my sanity. Best life decision ever? Absolutely. Do I still know who's really in charge here? Not even close. Welcome to pet parenthood, where you're not adopting them - they're adopting YOU.
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