The Day I Became My Cat’s Butt Nurse
Ever had your cat drag their butt across your white rug? Yeah, me too. Turns out, it’s not just a quirky personality trait—sometimes their anal glands get clogged. My vet said, “You can do it at home!” as if I’d won a prize. Spoiler: it’s not glamorous.
Step one: gloves. Step two: emotional support (for both of us). My partner wore oven mitts and a raincoat. We bribed our furry overlord with treats, but she was not amused. If your cat’s got a hairy butt, trim it—trust me, you want a clear view.
Locate the glands (think: tiny grapes at 4 and 8 o’clock). Gently squeeze. Prepare for a smell that’ll haunt your dreams. If you see blood or pus, call your vet—don’t play hero.
Clean up, give your cat extra love, and maybe yourself a stiff drink. If this keeps happening, let the professionals handle it. Your cat (and your nose) will thank you.
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