Turns Out, I’m Just My Dog’s Human Now
I thought I was adopting a stray dog, but apparently, I just signed up to be a full-time butler. Day one, he claimed my bed. Day two, he figured out how to guilt-trip me into extra treats with those big, sad eyes. Now, I’m negotiating bathroom breaks like I’m working for the UN.
He’s got me wrapped around his little paw, and honestly? I’m not even mad. It’s wild how fast you go from ‘I hope he likes me’ to ‘Would you like your dinner served on the left or right side of the bowl, sir?’
If anyone needs me, I’ll be over here, being bossed around by a creature who can’t even pronounce my name. Pet owners, you get it. We think we’re rescuing them, but really, they’re just recruiting us for their personal fan club.
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