When Your Cat Gives You the Death Glare
So apparently, there’s a special place in cat hell for humans who dare to sneeze during nap time. I found this out the hard way today. I tiptoed around all morning, trying not to disturb Her Royal Fluffiness, only to let out the tiniest cough. Instantly, she shot up, eyes wide, looking at me like I’d just committed the ultimate betrayal.
Cue the dramatic tail flick and the slow, disappointed blink. I swear, if cats could file complaints, I’d be getting served right now. The guilt is real, folks. She’s now relocated to the highest shelf, out of reach, where she can nap in peace and judge me from above.
Lesson learned: in this house, the cat’s nap schedule is law. Any violations will be met with maximum side-eye and zero cuddles. Anyone else living under feline rule?
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